OnlineHost: OnlineHost: *** You are in "Other Worlds SF Chat". *** OnlineHost: RELM Chip: ***The opinions expressed in this chat are not necessarily RELM Chip: those of The Other*Worlds*Cafe, Fictional Realm, or RELM Chip: America Online.*** OnlineHost: BlrWolf has entered the room. RELM Chip: LOL. Right on time tonight, BLR. :) BlrWolf: Hi Chip RELM Chip: You're even here before the guest. :) OnlineHost: Tamawulf has entered the room. BlrWolf: Are you sending out guiding lights to the wolf pack? RELM Chip: LOLOL RELM Chip: I have my IM greets on, but I wonder if it's strictly necessary, until Bah shows. RELM Chip: Hiya, TAM. Fetching costume tonight. :) Tamawulf: Good evening, Chip, BLRWolf wolfish grin BlrWolf: I Hi Tam RELM Chip: LOL Tamawulf: protocol or freeforall? RELM Chip: We'll see how it goes, Tam. :) OnlineHost: Bahwolf has entered the room. OnlineHost: ALNAN H has entered the room. BlrWolf: Hi Bah Tamawulf: I figure you can handle either Bahwolf: Is he here yet? RELM Chip: Protocol won't be in effect unless things get *way* outta hand. BlrWolf: Hi ALN RELM Chip: Hiya, Bah! OnlineHost: LizWolf has entered the room. Tamawulf: Hi, Bah! Tamawulf: Hi, Bahma BlrWolf: Hi LizWolf LizWolf: Greetings Bahwolf: Ha, Liz! Tamawulf: Hi, LizWolf RELM Chip: Geez. I haven't done a protocol chat since Kathe Koja. ALNAN H: Hi Gosh there's lots of wolves tonight Bahwolf: A whole room full of wolves! LizWolf: ::giggling:: RELM Chip: That would be a bit of overkill. BlrWolf: We have a Wolf Pack here. ALNAN H: Maybe i should go out and come in again RELM Chip: Yup, AL. It's a bit of a hairy (:::snicker:::) joke on the guest of honor. Bahwolf: Shall we all howl together? RELM Chip: :::doling out earplugs::: LizWolf: Arooooooooooooooo BlrWolf: AAArrrrrrrrrrOOOwwwwwww Tamawulf: I can't see the moon, but will try anyway OnlineHost: Mplogman has entered the room. Bahwolf: And here I was going to check the wolf persona at the door. BlrWolf: Hi Mpl Tamawulf: AAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo RELM Chip: So...:::rubbing hands together:::...you ready to be entertaining tonight, Bah? :) Bahwolf: Aren't I always entertaining, Chip? Tamawulf: Hi, Mp Mplogman: hi Bahwolf. I had some trouble finding the cafe OnlineHost: SBurg24278 has entered the room. Bahwolf: hi, Michael! RELM Chip: Glad you made it, Mp! BlrWolf: Hi SB Bahwolf: hi, Susan! OnlineHost: Stngnslm has entered the room. OnlineHost: DaywoIf has entered the room. Tamawulf: We would have been very disappointed if you had left wolfskin, Bah RELM Chip: LOL. Packing the ranks tonight, Bah? :) Tamawulf: Hi, SB BlrWolf: Hi M ' Lady Daywolf LizWolf: ROFLMAO Tamawulf: Hi Daywolf SBurg24278: Hi , Brian Tamawulf: Hi, Stng Stngnslm: evening all LizWolf: ::::::waving to new arrivals:::::::: Bahwolf: :::licking Daywolf:::: DaywoIf: Hello, M;lord Blr...Tam, Liz, Mp, Sb, Bah, Alnan,Chip RELM Chip: Who's the designated "ask Bah if he has advice for young writers" asker tonight? :) RELM Chip: Did we assign one? :) OnlineHost: JulesWolf1 has entered the room. ALNAN H: not me ALNAN H: Hi Julie Bahwolf: hi M, Julie wolf! Stngnslm: Waving back Tamawulf: Hey, Jules RELM Chip: It wouldn't be an author interview without that one, AL. :) JulesWolf1: Evening. Bahwolf: You guys are great. Tamawulf: Let Julie do it BlrWolf: Hi JulesWolf Bahwolf: Gals ain't bad either. SBurg24278: Hi All Tamawulf: LOL, Bah. JulesWolf1: Let me do What TAM? RELM Chip: Welcome, SB! BlrWolf: No Bah, some of the Gals are very bad. RELM Chip: :::rolling eyes::: Tamawulf: Chip wanted a question asked RELM Chip: LOL TAM. DaywoIf: Some? JulesWolf1: Some of the gals are three sheets to the wind BLR. Bahwolf: Tell me about it, Brad. BlrWolf: LOLOL RELM Chip: Someone will also have to ask the obligatory, "Where do RELM Chip: you get your ideas?" question, too. ;) LizWolf: <----not bad, am good widdle grrl BlrWolf: How has being a wolf affected your writing. Bahwolf: No! Anything but that! RELM Chip: LOLOL BLR Bahwolf: LOL, Blr LizWolf: LOL BLR RELM Chip: Good opening volley, BLR. Tamawulf: does being a wolf make your writing more scentual, Bah? ALNAN H: good question BLR Bahwolf: These paws are very hard on a keyboard. DaywoIf: LOL, Blr!! RELM Chip: Ow, Tam. ALNAN H: When did you first know you were a wolf, BAH Bahwolf: Only if I feel the need to mark my work, Tam. Bahwolf: You know that, Ma. Tamawulf: LOL, Bah LizWolf: LOL Tama Bahwolf: It was when you started making me eat off the floor. Stngnslm: Bah where you mentioned in science fiction age recently? Bahwolf: not sure, St. LizWolf: As a wolf to watch, Stng? Bahwolf: Was I? ALNAN H: That would be about a year old then RELM Chip: He was, Stng? Bahwolf: Let me make a few introductions for some none regulars. RELM Chip: Okay, Bah. :) Stngnslm: Relm i thought so Bahwolf: SBurg is Susan Burgard, a VERY talent photographer and friend of mine. Some of her work Bahwolf: is featured on my web page. RELM Chip: Uh...you *have* warned your guests about this room, correct? :) Stngnslm: Liz have silver bullets at my side RELM Chip: Welcome, SB! ALNAN H: Hi Susan Bahwolf: :::licking her in greeting!::: SBurg24278: well thank you very much Tamawulf: Greetings, Susan. LizWolf: :::waving to Susan::::: Stngnslm: waving to all new arrivals Bahwolf: Mplogman is Michael Ploughman, editor of the German publication Storisende Verlag, first JulesWolf1: hello Susan. Bahwolf: to translate bah work into German SBurg24278: hi you all....I'm from the south Mplogman: hello Susan Mplogman: Hello you all RELM Chip: Neato! Welcome, Mp! ALNAN H: Hi Michael OnlineHost: AraWolf has entered the room. Bahwolf: Most of you know that Alnanh is Nancy Hopkins, my mother. Tamawulf: Hi, Mp LizWolf: Hi, Ara BlrWolf: Hi AraWolf Tamawulf: Hi, Ara. JulesWolf1: Gutentag Micheal. DaywoIf: Hello, Mom! LTNS! ALNAN H: Hi (blushing) Stngnslm: hi Arawolf DaywoIf: Hello, Michael Bahwolf: I think everyone else is a regular -- though they did grow some hair for this occasion. SBurg24278: hi Ma Wolf DaywoIf: Hi, Ara, AraWolf: Hey wolves and people! LizWolf: :::::waving (in German) to Michael::::: Bahwolf: Love you guys. :::snifff:::: RELM Chip: AL, we're just all impressed that you've put up with Bah and RELM Chip: are still sane enough to type. :) ALNAN H: Nice to finally meet you Susan...I feel like I know you Mplogman: wavin (in English) back OnlineHost: TerryDiane has entered the room. RELM Chip: LOL ALNAN H: It wasn't always easy Chip BlrWolf: Hi Diane Tamawulf: Hi, Diane. Stngnslm: hi terryD Bahwolf: Somebody give Terry a wolf costume. LizWolf: ;-) Mp AraWolf: Are we on protocol? RELM Chip: Nope, Ara. SBurg24278: Nice meeting you..too .... RELM Chip: I won't haul out the Protocol Hammer unless things get *way* outta hand. :) AraWolf: ::sniff, sniff:: smell TIMBER WOLF! ALNAN H: Can anyone tell me what is the protocol? I don't think I ever saw any in this room. Bahwolf: That would never happen with me in here, Chip. TerryDiane: Hi everyone. Sorry I couldn't dress for the occasion DaywoIf: Y'all, that comment is aimed at Liz, and myself! LizWolf: ::::::sitting with hands folded, attentive and well behaved:::::::::: RELM Chip: Folks, I doubt we'll need protocol, because we're all fairly RELM Chip: conscientious about other chatters. BlrWolf: LOL SBurg24278: I'll warn you all this is my first visit in a chat room....so I'll probably be kind'a quite AraWolf: Nice fur, BLR RELM Chip: AL, when we go to protocol, it's a very formalised means of talking to the author... Bahwolf: Hope Aqua and AGDanc show up! RELM Chip: No problem, SB. Just jump in whenever you're ready. :) BlrWolf: Thanks Ara, Yoda helped me with it. :) OnlineHost: BVallely has entered the room. Stngnslm: Your are excused Terry AraWolf: You stripped Yoda's fur? RELM Chip: LOL Bah. :P BlrWolf: Hi BV ALNAN H: I can be formal Chip but I'm not so sure about Bah BlrWolf: He put up quite a fight Ara. RELM Chip: LOL AL. He doesn't need to. He's the guest. :) Bahwolf: Hey, I wore the good fur tonight. Isn't that formal enough? ALNAN H: Poor Yoda LizWolf: LOL BLR AraWolf: What is this "dark fantasy" you're having, Bah? ;) RELM Chip: Does anyone want me to give a quick refresher on how protocol works? RELM Chip: Or shall we wait until we need it? ALNAN H: Go for it Chip Bahwolf: Wait until we need it. TerryDiane: Hope its "living" fur Bah Bahwolf: I won't bite anyone. DaywoIf: LOL...poor yoda indeed Mplogman: Same with me ask with Susan. This is my first too RELM Chip: If you have a question, type "?" onscreen... LizWolf: Susan and Mp LOL means Laughing Out Loud. . .in case you don't know the lingo. RELM Chip: If you have a comment, type "!"... DaywoIf: LOL, Michael...it may be a mistake to mention that in the cafe! AraWolf: ! RELM Chip: Your questions and comments are put into a queue, and are taken in turn. RELM Chip: Yes, Ara? :) OnlineHost: Vvanwolf has entered the room. Tamawulf: Mp, just wait til you feel comfortable, but watch out for squid AraWolf: Arrroooo!! RELM Chip: LOLOL AraWolf: /ga RELM Chip: LOL Ara. :P BlrWolf: Hi Vvanwolf Bahwolf: Hi, Jim! Tamawulf: Hi VVanwolf LizWolf: Hi, Jim!!!!!! Bahwolf: Nice, duds. AraWolf: Hi Jimmiewolf. Vvanwolf: Ah, the pack has gathered! RELM Chip: But, again, we may be able to not worry about protocol, Stngnslm: saying hello to all new arrivals RELM Chip: once everyone settles down a tad. BlrWolf: This makes Chip the Leader of the Pack. DaywoIf: Hello, VV AraWolf: Stn, no wolf in military uniform? Vvanwolf: Hi, Brian. Holding your own? RELM Chip: LOLOL BLR DaywoIf: LOL, Blr Tamawulf: That makes Chip Alpha Bahwolf: Still trying to figure out where they got all the costumes, Jim. Stngnslm: Ara i'm a civilian now ALNAN H: Hi Jim ALNAN H: brb JulesWolf1: The wolf in my backyard let me borrow his Bah. Vvanwolf: Well, we're all wolves in writers' and fans' clothing here. Bahwolf: Ready when you are, Chippers. RELM Chip: Actually, Bah...what *is* with the wolf thing, anyway? :) Bahwolf: I think it's just something that got out of hand, Chip. RELM Chip: Okay, folks. Let me formally introduce our special guest RELM Chip: tonight, author Brian A. Hopkins! Stngnslm: do so Chi[ RELM Chip: Bah is here to talk about his writing, writing in general and, RELM Chip: if his past performance is any indication, anything else that RELM Chip: pops into his head. ;) Bahwolf: There goes one. RELM Chip: LOL OnlineHost: EarScratch has entered the room. RELM Chip: Protocol will *not* be put into effect unless the chat becomes complete chaos. LizWolf: LOLOL Hiya EarScratch Bahwolf: I'd like to thank everyone for coming and for dressing up for the occassion. BlrWolf: Hi EarScratch EarScratch: Ah-rooooo! Bahwolf: That has got to be KAK! DaywoIf: Hi, Ear RELM Chip: LOL Bah. AraWolf: Hi Ear! Tamawulf: Hi, Earscratch LOL TerryDiane: Hiya Earscratch ALNAN H: I'm back Bah.... Hi Earscratch DaywoIf: Oh, all...Talked to Kak on the phone a bit ago...hi PC broke!! Modem! RELM Chip: So if you have a question for Bah, please go ahead and ask RELM Chip: it (and be thoughtful about other chatters' questions, too). EarScratch: :::waving paw at everywolf:::: Stngnslm: Bahwolf there was a write of you Bahwolf: In SF Age, Stng? RELM Chip: In SF AGE, Stng? Really? Bahwolf: Good or bad? RELM Chip: And, how recent? EarScratch: :::wagging tail::::: Stngnslm: correct Stngnslm: but gave itto my sec and it not here to reveiw RELM Chip: Was it a fairly recent issue, Stng? Bahwolf: Did they say anything about how good looking I was? RELM Chip: LOL Tamawulf: was? SBurg24278: LOL OnlineHost: Vvanwolf has entered the room. RELM Chip: LOL TAM RELM Chip: Re's, Vv. RELM Chip: Sorry 'bout the double IM. :/ Stngnslm: Chip it came last week Vvanwolf: Brian, can you talk a little about the advantages and disadvantages of on-line publishing? RELM Chip: Neato, Stng. There's still a chance of obtaining a copy, then. RELM Chip: Great question, Vv! Bahwolf: Sure, Jim. OnlineHost: SolWolf62 has entered the room. TerryDiane: Thought I was the only one who still said neato Chip ALNAN H: good question Jim AraWolf: Hiya Sol! LizWolf: ::::waving to SolWolf::::::: Bahwolf: I think online publishing is great for getting reprints out on the web for fans to read. SolWolf62: Hello, Everyone!! RELM Chip: LOL Diane. :P SolWolf62: ::Bowing to esteemed author/guest:: BlrWolf: Hi SolWolf Bahwolf: Much of my work, especially early stuff, appeared in small press mags that you simple Tamawulf: Hi, Sol:::::waving paw::: Stngnslm: beleive it Chip have a Fax and will send Bahwolf: can't find anymore. Letting them be reprinted at e-zines gets them out there where JulesWolf1: Evening Sol. Bahwolf: people can read them. EarScratch: Pretend I've never read anything of yours. Which story would you recommend first? Bahwolf: Though I have sold some original work to e-zines, I don't really recommend it. The money's RELM Chip: LOL. I believe it, Stng. We'll just find a copy locally. Thanks. :) Bahwolf: hardly worth the small amount of exposure. EarScratch: :::turning in circles, trying to get comfortable:::: Stngnslm: accepted Chip Bahwolf: hi, Solwolf! RELM Chip: Do you think that e-zines will become a more viable medium in the future, Bah? RELM Chip: That is, greater exposure than print? Bahwolf: Earscratch, my personal favorite is "The Sorrows of Your Changing Face" which originally Bahwolf: appeared in ABO SF, but has been reprinted online by DARK PLANET. There is a Bahwolf: link to there from my website. Stngnslm: waving to all new arrivals Bahwolf: However, I would recommend anyone want a good introduction, buy and read COLD AT Bahwolf: HEART. EarScratch: Hmmm, I used to get ABO....time to go to the garage. Vvanwolf: I know you do a lot of research. For COLD AT HEART, was it research then write or the other Vvanwolf: way around? ALNAN H: Lizwolf give Earscratch a scratch so he'll calm down OnlineHost: StrikeNDip has entered the room. LizWolf: Yes, MaBah. . . Bahwolf: Chip, right now I don't think there are enough people wanting to read fiction online. DaywoIf: Hmm, Bah...have heard that title before! LizWolf: ::::::::patting EarScratch::::::: Settle down, boy. Good puppy. ALNAN H: Hi Strike Thanks Liz maybe now he can get comfortable Bahwolf: I expect this will change. What has to happen to get good fiction on the web EarScratch: :::giving Lizwolf his/her cold nose:::: DaywoIf: LOL, Ear Bahwolf: is that editors have to figure out how to make money at it so that they can pay SolWolf62: Can't take an e-zine in the bathtub, Chip Mplogman: I suppose there never will be many people reading online Bahwolf: good money for the fiction. Mplogman: Itīs just too tiresome Bahwolf: You might be right, Michael. BlrWolf: I keep getting nose prints on the monitor when reading online. Bahwolf: LOL, Blr TerryDiane: Who brought the fleas, anyway?:::::scratch, scratch:::::: ALNAN H: lol Blr StrikeNDip: G'evening, all... I brought the flea powder. LizWolf: Ha, BLR RELM Chip: I might dispute that, Mp. But I'm not a majority. :) BlrWolf: Hi Strike RELM Chip: LOL BLR DaywoIf: Or as I always say, you cannot prop an E-zine on the hubbies back, while he sleeps... DaywoIf: LOL, td RELM Chip: Bah, did you catch Vv's question regarding research? DaywoIf: Hello, Strike!!! StrikeNDip: Hey, Day! Bahwolf: Missed it, Chip. :::scrolling::; RELM Chip: Vv keeps asking good questions...I may want to keep him around as a shill. ;) ALNAN H: good idea Strike! I think I smell something funny. SolWolf62: Thought that was my job, Chp Bahwolf: Jim, it was research, write, research, write, research, write, and believe it or not, I'm Vvanwolf: LOL, Chip! Bahwolf: still researching! RELM Chip: LOL Sol AraWolf: You write techno-horror, is that your specialty? RELM Chip: Uh...isn't researching after the book's published a bit of overkill, Bah? :) Bahwolf: it's certainly one of my favorite areas to write in, Ara. Not sure if it's my specialty Bahwolf: or not. You think so? DaywoIf: LOL, Chip RELM Chip: Why is it a favorite, Bah? TerryDiane: Sorry I can't stay longer. I've got overnight guests (ages 2 and 4) and the pups need TerryDiane: to be nipped! RELM Chip: Night, Diane! OnlineHost: OO7berry has entered the room. DaywoIf: Nite, TD AraWolf: See ya, Diane! EarScratch: Night Diane ! Tamawulf: Night, Diane Bahwolf: I think it's a fav for me, Chip, because it allows me to mix good technical SF with ALNAN H: bye Diane SBurg24278: nite diane Stngnslm: nite Terry Bahwolf: the types of situations in which characters really perform for me. TerryDiane: Maybe I'll see you all later. Congrats Bahwolf Vvanwolf: Brian, you write a lot of horror. What attracted you first, as a writer, the horror Bahwolf: Thanks Terry Vvanwolf: situations or the characters? ALNAN H: He worries his mother when he writes horror! OnlineHost: T83BIRD has entered the room. Bahwolf: My first year of trying to write professionally, Jim, I wrote a lot of SF and fantasy, which RELM Chip: LOL AL Bahwolf: for the most part I couldn't seem to sell. This might have had nothing to do with my Bahwolf: writing or the stories, but I took it like it did. Anyway, I wrote a few horror stories, Bahwolf: which I also enjoyed doing, and they sold rather easily. For a while I was writing what Bahwolf: sold. Building credits more than anything else, even if most of them were small press Bahwolf: credits. DaywoIf: Bahwolfie, do you think all the E-fiction helps or hurts your progress? SBurg24278: Don't worry MaBah...I have other writer friends who write horror and they all seem perfectly SBurg24278: normal most of the time.... Bahwolf: Hey, it gets me read by people like you, Day. And being read is really what it's all RELM Chip: Day, do you mean his personal e-fiction, or the fact that RELM Chip: *anyone* can publish on the Web? Bahwolf: about. Bahwolf: Susan, since when have I ever seemed perfectly normal? ALNAN H: Oh Susan, we never considered Brian "normal" :) EarScratch: Bah - will you ever write a horror story about a boy who gets eaten by a shark? LizWolf: Hee hee Bahwolf: LOL, Earscratch! DaywoIf: Both, chip...there is quite a bit of each RELM Chip: LOL Ear BlrWolf: LOL Bahwolf: Some day I really do need to use that in a story. DaywoIf: LOL, BahMom ALNAN H: Yeah, he usually writes from experience don't ya Bah Bahwolf: For now, you guys can feel good knowing your the only ones who were ever told that EarScratch: Normal, HA! Bahwolf: story. RELM Chip: Bah, did you want to elaborate on the "shark" joke, or is it too long for right now? :) ALNAN H: Ha! That's what he thinks. :) Bahwolf: "It was a dark and stormy night. The fin cut the water like a butter knife..." RELM Chip: LOL EarScratch: LOL! T83BIRD: Some experiences can only be thought of. BlrWolf: LOL DaywoIf: Bah, elaborate...who, him...he is so shy... :) Bahwolf: I can elaborate, Chip. Did you miss it that night? LizWolf: Such a writer. . .bet you could do that in a shop window, too, eh, Bah? RELM Chip: Nope, Bah. But others here might have. ALNAN H: You been reading Snoopy again haven't you? Bahwolf: LOL, Liz. Vvanwolf: LOL, Liz! Bahwolf: I can be brief. DaywoIf: I missed it, Bahwolfie RELM Chip: Go for it, Bah. :) Bahwolf: A girlfriend moved away and wouldn't write me. I wrote her parents a letter, supposedly DaywoIf: LOL, Liz Stngnslm: ? Bah would i be out of line in thinking (like a childs game) just what just do you in this EarScratch: o/~ How much is that wolfie in the window o/~ Bahwolf: from my parents, telling them that I had been swimming in Pensacola and was Stngnslm: situattion BlrWolf: :::putting paw on Daywolfs paw in consulation::: DaywoIf: LOL, ear Stngnslm: 9SP0 Bahwolf: eaten by a Shark. "So sad. Please inform BAH's girlfriend." DaywoIf: LOL, Blr Bahwolf: Anyway, I didn't think it through. Her parents sent mine a sympathy card. EarScratch: starting to laugh..... SolWolf62: No flowers? T83BIRD: Oh? Bah, bah, black sheep, beware of the wolf? RELM Chip: LOL RELM Chip: Ow, T8. Bahwolf: Needless to say, ALNANH was not impressed with my creative writing abilities. ALNAN H: no money either T83BIRD: Ow, indeed. Tamawulf: LOLOL, Bah EarScratch: LOL AL BlrWolf: The Wolf who cried Shark. RELM Chip: LOLOL BLR Vvanwolf: So, did you get the girl to write, Bah? Tamawulf: LOL BLR SolWolf62: LOL BLR AraWolf: LOL. Bahwolf: Anyway, I relayed that story one night here for entertainment's sake. RELM Chip: It was a *huge* hit. :) LizWolf: The Wolf Who Shouted Shark at the Heart of the World. Sorry HE references running rampant Bahwolf: no, Jim. She still blew me off. SBurg24278: LOL Bahwolf: LOL, Liz RELM Chip: LOL Liz Tamawulf: LOL Liz SBurg24278: bummer DaywoIf: LOL, Liz ALNAN H: He's an entertaining wolfie (affectionate motherly smilie) Vvanwolf: See, it's a rumor that girls go for the sensitive, writers type. BlrWolf: LOL Liz SBurg24278: must of been fun as a child OnlineHost: DPast65272 has entered the room. DaywoIf: Bah..most of our mother's quit having to send notes, when we leave school Bahwolf: "as a child" Susan? hahahah DaywoIf: VV, I had heard that...from Liz! LizWolf: Huh? RELM Chip: Bah, other horror writers have said that they write about RELM Chip: what scares them personally. Is it the same with you? Bahwolf: Mine still shows up online to make sure I'm behaving, Day. RELM Chip: LOL Bah DaywoIf: LOL, and we enjoy that, Bah! Bahwolf: Uh, sharks are pretty scary, Chip. Tamawulf: LOL RELM Chip: True, Bah. ;) LizWolf: But you write about wolves. . .go figure. AraWolf: What about bugs, Bah? ALNAN H: He taught me everything I know about computers Bahwolf: Seriously, Chip, the only thing that really scares me is sudden, unexplained violence RELM Chip: LOL Liz T83BIRD: Did anyone see the Duchess and the sharks on TV tonight? Vvanwolf: Me too, Brian. Bahwolf: for which you have no possible recourse against. Like turning the wrong corner in RELM Chip: Nope, T8. Sounds like a Disney movie. :) SolWolf62: Good point, Bah. That which we cannot control ... Bahwolf: L.A. and having gang members open up on your family car. Bahwolf: And, no, I don't think I've ever written about that, BlrWolf: Sudden unexplained violence is OK as long as it is on tv. RELM Chip: LOL BLR T83BIRD: No. Real. Sarah Ferguson was on in a special. RELM Chip: I know, T8. I was joking. :) Stngnslm: <--- not here Vvanwolf: A lot of horror is about explaining the sudden violence. ALNAN H: I saw her on Regis and Kathy Lee Bahwolf: Ara, I have a cockroach story, but it's not scary. Funny story. T83BIRD: Ok. RELM Chip: A funny cockroach story, Bah? ALNAN H: Love his funny stories DaywoIf: VV...is that akin to Sudden Death Overtime? :) RELM Chip: They always crack *me* up. :) Vvanwolf: Real life is much more horrifying because of the mystery behind it than horror fiction where Vvanwolf: we get to know. Bahwolf: Yes, Chip, http://www.sff.net/people/brian_a_hopkins/quidnunc.htm RELM Chip: That's a very deep comment for a Saturday night, Vv.:) Bahwolf: It features one of Susan's photos, BTW SolWolf62: Especially on the news lately, VV Bahwolf: You're absolutely right, Jim. T83BIRD: Deeper than the sharks go? Vvanwolf: Sorry, I think the wolf in me is a philosopher. It's the night air and all the howling. RELM Chip: Perhaps not, T8. But *way* more Zen. :) LizWolf: So, Bah, what real life experience have you made into fiction? SBurg24278: yea try shooting a photo for a story about roaches..fun... RELM Chip: LOLOL SB LizWolf: Ha, Susan! Bahwolf: Good question, Liz. SolWolf62: LOL SB BlrWolf: LOL T83BIRD: More like a wolf in Spinoza's clothing. EarScratch: Joe's Apartment? LizWolf: ::::::feeling proud of question::::::: Bahwolf: I can't think of anything major, though there are small events in my life that appear Bahwolf: in everything I write. SolWolf62: Metamorphosis, Ear Tamawulf: LOL SB RELM Chip: LOL T8 DaywoIf: LOL, Sol T83BIRD: Thanks. Vvanwolf: What are your writerly work habits, Brian? RELM Chip: That's it. Vv comes to all future author interviews. :) Bahwolf: my work habits are terrible, Jim. I tend to write when I want to and have nothing else LizWolf: LOLOL Chip SolWolf62: LOL Chip BlrWolf: LOL DaywoIf: LOL, Chip Bahwolf: to do. I'll usually use any excuse to keep from writing. Today I bought a new pool cue RELM Chip: LOL Bah Bahwolf: and had to spend three hours breaking it in. Vvanwolf: Am I stealing thunder? RELM Chip: Not at all, Vv. Quite the contrary... LizWolf: Nope, Jim, you're adding it. SolWolf62: No, you're the only one directly on topic. Vvanwolf: Oh, good. RELM Chip: You're asking really good questions. It's making my job a snap. :) T83BIRD: My wife has to nag me to write. DaywoIf: LOL, Brian...next story about a Pool Shark?? RELM Chip: Ouch, Day. Bahwolf: For those who don't know, VV is Jim Van Pelt, writer, friend, and recent collaboator. LizWolf: LOL Day!!! EarScratch: LOLOL BlrWolf: LOL Bahwolf: LOL, Day ALNAN H: His father does a good job of nagging him too...right bah? RELM Chip: Who was also interviewed in here, not too long ago. Tamawulf: LOL Day RELM Chip: LOL AL T83BIRD: Pool shark? Depends on the size of the pool. Vvanwolf: Oh, no. I've been unmasked. ALNAN H: lol day LizWolf: Yep, it's Jim's fault that Brian is here. Bahwolf: Jim and I just recently finished a story title "In the Days Still Left." We affectionatell Bahwolf: call it the lesbian biker of death story. RELM Chip: Yeah...Bah's first excursion into this room was the night of VV's interview. T83BIRD: Ouch. DaywoIf: LOl RELM Chip: Evocative description, Bah. LizWolf: Charming appelation. Vvanwolf: A very nicely done lesbian biker of death story, I might add. Bahwolf: It's about connections one fails to make in life. SolWolf62: LOL Poor Bah, huh Chip? RELM Chip: LOLOL Vv BlrWolf: Once here the Wolf was hooked. RELM Chip: Yup, Sol. He never stood a chance. Vvanwolf: That looks like a mixed metaphor, Blr. Bahwolf: Yeah, and that damn hook hurts, BLR. DaywoIf: Once he joined the Pack... T83BIRD: Never sat a chance, either. ALNAN H: and he never liked aol until that night Bahwolf: After I do this, will someone remove it from my jaw? DaywoIf: LOL, Bahwolfie RELM Chip: LOL T8. BlrWolf: Yep, it was a refferece to the shark story. RELM Chip: LOL Bah T83BIRD: LOL to you, too. DaywoIf: Clever, as always, Blr.. AraWolf: Well, Bah, care to elaborate what hooked you? OnlineHost: Baeowulf has entered the room. Vvanwolf: Vision of fishing for wolves with sheep-shank baited hooks tossed into the forest. BlrWolf: Hi Baeowulf Baeowulf: hello RELM Chip: Ah. Good moniker, Bae. AraWolf: Hi Bae! EarScratch: Hi Baeo BlrWolf: LOLOL Vv DaywoIf: Baeowulf!!!! Bahwolf: Interesting people, Ara. And, of course, another excuse not to write! Tamawulf: Hi, Baeoowulf. ALNAN H: Hi BAeo T83BIRD: The forest next to the garden of good and evil? SolWolf62: Hi {{Baeo}}!!! RELM Chip: If GRENDALS shows up tonight, it could get messy. :/ LizWolf: LOL VV Baeowulf: moniker? LizWolf: Ha, Chip EarScratch: LOL Chip SolWolf62: LOL Chip Bahwolf: We could write that story next, Jim! RELM Chip: Uh...name, Bae. Baeowulf: oh JulesWolf1: Chip, I'll invite him over! RELM Chip: Nah, Jules. I don't need ripped limbs in my chat room. SolWolf62: Oh, Chip, I'd think you're used to it by now. RELM Chip: Although it might add a nice ambiance tonight. :) LizWolf: How's ICE CASTLES coming, Bah? RELM Chip: LOL Sol AraWolf: Jules, today I went to SST. enough of flying limbs Baeowulf: im new here. i saw you were talking about my fav author though RELM Chip: Ack, Ara. Bahwolf: ICE CASTLES is coming along beautifully, Liz. For those who are scratching AraWolf: Fav author, Bah!!! RELM Chip: More than talking about him, Bae. He be here. :) OnlineHost: ChrisJFle has entered the room. ALNAN H: Baeowulf, how do you know about Brian? Vvanwolf: What's the current word count on ICE CASTLES? JulesWolf1: I'll tell him to behave then. Bahwolf: there heads, ICE is somewhat of a sequal to COLD AT HEART. ICE will be my BlrWolf: Hi Chris DaywoIf: Bah...a fan...look, over there! RELM Chip: Bahwolf is Brian Hopkins. ChrisJFle: hello Baeowulf: this is so cool EarScratch: Hi Chris! DaywoIf: Hi, Chris! Bahwolf: first real novel length work (since high school) AraWolf: Hi there Chris! RELM Chip: Bah! You got a fan! Pay attention already! ;) SolWolf62: Hi Chris T83BIRD: Good luck, Tamawulf: Hi, Chris T83BIRD: Bah. T83BIRD: Hi, Chris. LizWolf: He's answering my question, Chip. Sheesh RELM Chip: LOL Liz. :P AraWolf: Bah, did you write on a computer from the start? Bahwolf: Hi, Chris! LizWolf: And he's got a room full of fans. What are we, huh? Chopped liver? Bahwolf: yes, Ara, originally on a Commodore. Vvanwolf: Bah, is Harlan Ellison's newer work still influential with you, or is it just the classic Vvanwolf: stuff? ChrisJFle: hey, Bah. Dinna know you were a writer ALNAN H: no computer from the start....dad was too cheap RELM Chip: Nah, Liz. Gefilte fish. LizWolf: LOL Chip RELM Chip: His new book is out now, Chris. EarScratch: <---electric ceiling fan :) ChrisJFle: I'll have to look mfor ti LizWolf: Hee hee, Ear Bahwolf: I like his newer stuff, too, Jim. Especially liked "Christopher Columbus" and "Mephisto ChrisJFle: fot it, I mean Bahwolf: in Onyx." Baeowulf: this is so cool! i used to have a commodore! ChrisJFle: for it. DaywoIf: Liz, if we were chopped liver...in a room of wolves, this would be a very short chat for us. Vvanwolf: All of you need to order Brian's new book, by the way. I'm not kidding! ALNAN H: lol day LizWolf: Ha, Day! Agreed. RELM Chip: LOL Vv Tamawulf: LOL Day T83BIRD: I started on a "Trash 80." SBurg24278: LOL LizWolf: Ordered the new book . .. and am still waiting. BlrWolf: :::raising head, sniffing::::: chopped liver, where??? RELM Chip: Bah's new book is COLD AT HEART. Available in bookstores now, or online at Amazon. AraWolf: Brian's new book won't arrive here until the strike is over. DaywoIf: And y'all, if you ask nice...he can even tell where to get it! Baeowulf: i just picked it up the other day RELM Chip: Bummer, Ara. :/ Bahwolf: Barnes and Noble are actually listing it now, too, Chip. SolWolf62: Already ordered; waiting, waiting, waiting ... must be too many orders! Baeowulf: i havent gotten able to read it yet ALNAN H: where at Baeowulf? Baeowulf: barnes and nobles Bahwolf: And for the true fans who missed my 1995 collection, SOMETHING HAUNTS US ALL, out SolWolf62: Nag 'em, Baeo. ALNAN H: thanks..i tried walton books and they couldn't find it SBurg24278: good stories OnlineHost: GaerielSky has entered the room. Bahwolf: of print, I have exactly six copies sitting on the bookshelf over there. $6 takes 'em. T83BIRD: This is a good one, but Earth: the Final Conflict comes on here at 10. Want to see. 'Bye. ALNAN H: Hi Claudine GaerielSky: HI MA BAH! RELM Chip: Night, T8! Baeowulf: i have it AraWolf: See ya, T! EarScratch: Night T8 SolWolf62: By T83 Bahwolf: Try B Dalton's, Ma. B&N owns the, GaerielSky: HI Everyone Baeowulf: i got my copy from the library DaywoIf: Mom Wolf, I find that BDalton usually has a fast delivery... Tamawulf: Night, T8 ChrisJFle: an SF bookstore near my house is having David Brin by to talk about the Postman movie Bahwolf: Hmmm . . .losing out to a TV show. ChrisJFle: next month. cool EarScratch: Hi Gaer ALNAN H: Is there anyone in here thinks a son should give his mother a copy of every book he writes? Bahwolf: Wish I could attend that, Chris. DaywoIf: Hello, Gaer! RELM Chip: Absolutely, AL. :) GaerielSky: Yes. AL ChrisJFle: I'll look for your book, then, Bah SBurg24278: of course LizWolf: Oh, what a loaded question, MaBah! LOLOL AraWolf: Of course, AL. Tamawulf: Absolutely, Al Bahwolf: Thanks, Chris. BlrWolf: Yes MaWof DaywoIf: Yes, MomWolf...signed even...er, pawwed? ALNAN H: See Bah...what did I tell you? :P Baeowulf: i never give my mom copies of the essays i write for school Baeowulf: infact she just asked me about them today Vvanwolf: Did anyone see THE POSTMAN trailer. How come everyone in near future, post-apocalyptic Vvanwolf: movies wear leather? Bahwolf: :::ignoring Ma::; DaywoIf: LOL, Bae GaerielSky: lOL Vv ALNAN H: you should Baeowulf. You only have one mother ya know. BlrWolf: Vv it is the Postman meets Mad Max RELM Chip: LOL Vv AraWolf: Easier to clean, VV ChrisJFle: LOL. It's a tradition, Van Baeowulf: but im embarrassed about what i write Baeowulf: esp since she fawns over everything Vvanwolf: All the good, down jackets are gone already? Bahwolf: Lots of dead cows laying around in post apocalypse, Jim. RELM Chip: LOL Vv Baeowulf: "oh thats sooooooo good! i like it!" ALNAN H: Claudine, no one told us to come in costume. ChrisJFle: Without the big trucks, Blr DaywoIf: Bah...how many authors have GOH chats, with their Mom as support staff? GaerielSky: I feel naked. RELM Chip: Excellent question, Day. SolWolf62: LOL BLR - saw the trailer, keep thinking of pony express. EarScratch: LOL Day RELM Chip: Uh...why, Gaer? BlrWolf: Yes Chris Bahwolf: Probably not many, Day. GaerielSky: No wolf costume... :( BlrWolf: LOL Day LizWolf: Bah---ever written about yer Ma? ChrisJFle: I'm gonna see it anyway. AraWolf: Postman is like waterworld on dry land. DaywoIf: Bah...so innovative in all you do... Bahwolf: Chip, I saw we have a wolf night once a month. RELM Chip: LOL. You can pretend, Gaer. :) ALNAN H: Actually we're probably more comfortable than those in wolves costumes...except bah RELM Chip: LOL Bah Baeowulf: the postman? the new movie with kevin costner? RELM Chip: Yup, Bae. ChrisJFle: yup GaerielSky: Okay.... Ooooowwwwwwwwwwo! SolWolf62: Itchy, MaBah RELM Chip: LOLOL Gaer. DaywoIf: Gaer...just growl alot, and toss in a howl...were easy ALNAN H: Great howl Clau Baeowulf: even in the future theyve found a way to give him a rifle and a horse BlrWolf: :::scratching fur madly::: EarScratch: and sniff. RELM Chip: So...did you always know you wanted to grow up and be a writer, Bah? :) GaerielSky: ;-) got it. ALNAN H: where's that flea powder? Vvanwolf: Brian, do you think horror made a mistake by becoming a genre (and was it the writer's fault AraWolf: ::nozzling up to Sol:: nice smell. ALNAN H: I think BLR needs it Vvanwolf: )? DaywoIf: BLR...told you to wear your fruit-o-looms under the wolf costume :) RELM Chip: :::hosing down room with flea dip::: Bahwolf: I always wanted to write, Chip. Wasn't sure until about 6 or 7 years ago that I wanted to Bahwolf: be a writer. AraWolf: LOLOL, Chip. BlrWolf: LOL Day SolWolf62: Thanks!! Dial soap, Ara! ALNAN H: BLR will be so sorry tomorrow Tamawulf: LOL Day Bahwolf: Jim, I think the market was just too flooded with bad fiction. Essentially horror went DaywoIf: LOL, Wolf Mom Baeowulf: i know i shouldnt ask this but why is everyone a wolf? Bahwolf: through a burn out. RELM Chip: Vv...what was horror *before* it was a genre? LizWolf: Scary fiction, Chip RELM Chip: Bae, it's in honor of Bahwolf's screen name. :) Vvanwolf: Horror was an effect, I think. Not a separate thing. Baeowulf: i thought so Baeowulf: just wanted to make sure RELM Chip: Since he's the guest of honor tonight, some of the regulars wanted to join in. :) Bahwolf: Confusing, eh Baeowulf? Baeowulf: oh Baeowulf: yea SolWolf62: VV - I might differ on that point. Lovecraft & Poe don't fit any other genre; SolWolf62: sort of defined the form at the time. BlrWolf: Horror lost some of its respectabilty when all you had were slasher movies. DaywoIf: Yes...we tormented him thus in Cybling, one fateful night... ChrisJFle: how come nobody let me in on this caper, Chip? AraWolf: Do you do "dark fantasy" as well, Bah, and how dark is your fantasy ;) ALNAN H: It's a joke Baeowulf. so your name is a real one huh? Vvanwolf: Exactly, Sol. They weren't a genre at all, like all literary fiction. Baeowulf: yeah RELM Chip: It wasn't my idea, Chris. :) RELM Chip: I guess you weren't on the list. :) Baeowulf: i love beowulf but someone already had the nick DaywoIf: Ara, you should read Ivory....very good! ChrisJFle: awww... Bahwolf: Depends on your definition of dark fantasy, Ara. GaerielSky: LOL, Well... I just wanted to say "Hi" Nancy and Bah.. see ya later. RELM Chip: What's yours, Bah? RELM Chip: Night, Gae! Thanks for stopping by! SolWolf62: Night, Gae AraWolf: See ya, Gae! DaywoIf: Nite, Gae EarScratch: Night Gae ChrisJFle: nite Gae LizWolf: Nite, Gae ALNAN H: So your name is like Bahwolf? Tha's so sweet. Bahwolf: Nite, Gaeriel! ALNAN H: nite Claud JulesWolf1: night Gae RELM Chip: LOL AL GaerielSky: :) Night everyone!! ::scratch::: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ;) Tamawulf: Night, Gae RELM Chip: LOL DaywoIf: LOL, Gae Baeowulf: i didnt even know he would be online, much less so public about it DaywoIf: Oh, he is very public RELM Chip: You lucked out, then, Bae. :) Bahwolf: What's that, Baeowulf> AraWolf: Is dark fantasy something like a horror and ghost story combined? RELM Chip: You, Bah. :) Baeowulf: lost of stars are so closeted when they are online RELM Chip: Bae's a fan. Baeowulf: this is cool. Baeowulf: i dont know what to say though ChrisJFle: say anything Bahwolf: To me, dark fantasy is when horrific elements intrude on tradutional fantasy elements. RELM Chip: LOL. Why do you like Bah's work, Bae? :) Bahwolf: Me, a star? Baeowulf: im glad im not talking to him in person, id probably be on the floor in convulsions LizWolf: The elves turn nasty, Bah? Tamawulf: I think you're doing very well Baeowulf ChrisJFle: scratch his stomach. everyone else seems to. RELM Chip: LOL Liz RELM Chip: LOLOL Chris ALNAN H: Baeowulf do you know about his webpage? Vvanwolf: So, Sir Lancelot meets Freddy Kruger. LizWolf: LOL Vv Bahwolf: LOL, Chris Baeowulf: no i dont EarScratch: Eeww! RELM Chip: LOLOLOL Vv. That's beautiful. AraWolf: LOL, VV. ChrisJFle: LOLOLOLL VV Bahwolf: Yeah, Jim, something like that. DaywoIf: LOL, VV ALNAN H: we can send you the url so you can get there can't we bah BlrWolf: LOL Bahwolf: But that's my def, and I'm not at all sure the pub industry thinks that way. Baeowulf: really? thatd be cool RELM Chip: Bah, what do you consider an "horrific element?" Vvanwolf: Do you have an example title of a better known dark fantasy? DaywoIf: VV, are you commenting on Gere playing Lancelot in First knight, by chance? Bahwolf: The pub tagged COLD AT HEART as dark fantasy. I think they thought it was Bahwolf: a polite way to say horror. Vvanwolf: LOLOLOL! Day! SolWolf62: Ack, Day. ChrisJFle: i dunna get it Bahwolf: Horrific element would be those elements traditional to a horror story (really not RELM Chip: That clears it right up, Bah. Thanks. ;) Mplogman: Isnīt dark fantasy the same that was called horror a few years ago? Bahwolf: necessary to take notes on these lame answers ) such as ghost and goblins, vampires ChrisJFle: So, Bah, what'd ya think of SCREAM? Bahwolf: and werewolves, etc. Bahwolf: haven't seen it yet, Chris. BlrWolf: There Wolf ChrisJFle: RELM Chip: Mp, I think that there's a lot of overlap. I don't think they're synonymous, myself. RELM Chip: LOL BLR DaywoIf: LOL, blr Bahwolf: I think to the publishers, Michael, df is just horror by another name. SolWolf62: I agree Chip - kind of a PG-13 rating on it? RELM Chip: It's analogous to a movie like ALIENS. Science fiction or RELM Chip: horror, depending upon your personal point of view. Mplogman: They are publishing categories ChrisJFle: Mr. Frownkinsteen, Blr? Bahwolf: There's a tendency to create all these subgenres these days, that IMO, is just totally BlrWolf: Yep Chris Bahwolf: unnecessary, Chip. DF is an examole. Vvanwolf: ALIENS seems to me to clearly be SF with a horror effect. Bahwolf: example ChrisJFle: DF? DaywoIf: Bah, does it also reflect the general feel of the story...or just content thereof? Vvanwolf: Horror is horror because of its theme. RELM Chip: Vv, what makes it different from a "monster in the closet" on a spaceship, really? Bahwolf: Can do both, Day. Vvanwolf: Nothing. ChrisJFle: DF?\ Vvanwolf: It's still SF and horror. RELM Chip: Dark Fantasy, Chris. EarScratch: You can breathe outside a closet, Chip Bahwolf: dark fantasy, Chris ChrisJFle: ah Vvanwolf: In a closet, someone can hear you scream. DaywoIf: Bah, ie: the gap series was Dark SF, yet no horror involved OnlineHost: HansonWolf has entered the room. EarScratch: LOL Vv RELM Chip: Bah, you don't think that the subdivision of categories helps RELM Chip: readers find what they're after in a sea of books? AraWolf: Hi Han! RELM Chip: LOL Vv Bahwolf: Dark because of the nature of the characters, wouldn't you say, Day? DaywoIf: Yes, VV...then they stand outside and laugh EarScratch: Hi Han! Tamawulf: Hi, Hans. ALNAN H: another wolf! Hi Hanson HansonWolf: Hi all LizWolf: Hi, HansonWolf! ChrisJFle: My grandfather used to tell me there were monsters under bed. Also there were rabbits Bahwolf: Therefore, it was almost like psychological horror. ChrisJFle: in the bathroom. SolWolf62: Hi Hans!!! HansonWolf: <-----I'm inburrito, can you tell? Baeowulf: i found your website mr hopkins. your mother sent the url EarScratch: Gee, I wonder who that is :) RELM Chip: LOLOL Chris Baeowulf: thank you alnan ChrisJFle: Hi, hans BlrWolf: Hi HansonWolf DaywoIf: Yes, Bah...but that was my question...shall that make it jump genres? AraWolf: Han, god in wolf's clothing? RELM Chip: LOL Ara. EarScratch: LOL Ara Bahwolf: Chip, I think it keeps them from finding other things they ought to find. LizWolf: Love the costume, Han ALNAN H: I shamelessly promote him Baeo Tamawulf: LOL Ara. DaywoIf: LOL, Chip...grab that line as a quote! RELM Chip: LOL Bah. Good point. Bahwolf: Thanks, Ma! Baeowulf: hehehe alnan SolWolf62: LOL Ara RELM Chip: It's no good out of context, Day. Sorry. :/ DaywoIf: Hello, Hansons wolf!!! DaywoIf: No...the one of Baes OnlineHost: Everett250 has entered the room. DaywoIf: on Mom sending the URl AraWolf: Hi Ev! EarScratch: Hi Ev! DaywoIf: Hi ev ChrisJFle: well, I gotta go. see ya later! Bahwolf: hi, Ev! SolWolf62: Hi Ev BlrWolf: Hi Ev DaywoIf: Night, Chris ALNAN H: night Chris LizWolf: Hi, Ev SolWolf62: Night, Chris AraWolf: See ya Chris! EarScratch: Night CHris! RELM Chip: Night, Chris. OnlineHost: PrfsorFate has entered the room. Everett250: hi all SBurg24278: nite chrid Vvanwolf: Brian, lots of people would like to publish but fail. What pushes a story into being LizWolf: Hi, Prf BlrWolf: Yo Prf RELM Chip: LTNS, Prf. AraWolf: Hi Fate! LTNS Vvanwolf: publishable.? PrfsorFate: Hi EarScratch: Hi Prf! Tamawulf: Hi, Ev. Hi, Prf. DaywoIf: Hi, Prf Bahwolf: Persistance pays off, Jim. You and I are both examples of that. Sometimes it Bahwolf: amazes me the number of manuscripts you have in circulation. SolWolf62: Hi Prf Baeowulf: i didnt realize you wrote so many things. i need to go find them all! Bahwolf: You don't wait on one, you move on to the next. If a story's good, it'll find its home. RELM Chip: LOL Bae. Now you've got a quest. :) ALNAN H: There's lots of stories on his webpage Baeo Bahwolf: Let me know if I can help Baeowulf. Baeowulf: ill need to check them out DaywoIf: Free stories! Vvanwolf: I'm reading "All Colors Bleed to Red" that I got from his web site. Great so far! ALNAN H: :::::: good boy bah::::::: RELM Chip: LOL AL RELM Chip: I gotta say, his titles are very evocative. LizWolf: Yep, that's a good 'un, Vv Mplogman: The stories as well... Bahwolf: I love dreaming up titles, Chip. OnlineHost: Nony0 has entered the room. Bahwolf: Have a whole file of story titles just waiting for a story to go with them. ALNAN H: Hi NonyO RELM Chip: LOL Bah DaywoIf: Hi, Nony SolWolf62: LOLOLOL Bah EarScratch: Hi Nony Tamawulf: Hi, Nony. AraWolf: Hi Nony ALNAN H: Bah gets procrastination honestly Nony0: Hi everyone! LizWolf: So, titles come first, frequently, Bah, then story? Vvanwolf: Ray Bradbury did that with titles too, Brian. Titles first. Stories later. Bahwolf: I have some things coming out that I should push. PrfsorFate: Hi Nony RELM Chip: Go for it, Bah. :) ALNAN H: PUUUUUUussssssshhhhhhhhh OnlineHost: FinnyBoo has entered the room. DaywoIf: Well, all...and GOH wolf...need to leave, time for the race!!! Have a Great Night! Bahwolf: Ken Abner's harcover antho, TERMINAL FRIGHTS, will feature a 23,000 word ALNAN H: Hi Grace SBurg24278: let's have them RELM Chip: Night, Day! ALNAN H: Bah..Grace is here LizWolf: Nite, Day Tamawulf: Night, Day EarScratch: Night Day! Everett250: i have an idea for a book title , hows about get this"starship troopers" good huh?! AraWolf: Nite, Day Bahwolf: novella by yours truly and Dave Wilson -- "La Belle Dame Sans Regrets." ALNAN H: bye Day RELM Chip: LOLOL Ev FinnyBoo: Hi Nancy SolWolf62: Night, Day LizWolf: Innovative, Ev Bahwolf: This is the sequel to "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" which made the ballot for the Stoker Bahwolf: Award. Baeowulf: the girl gave me no regrets? LizWolf: Bah--Wicked Dog Book PrfsorFate: Oops--got company I'll be back RELM Chip: The beautiful woman without regrets, Bae. Bahwolf: Liz calls it the wicked dog book because if the cover. Bahwolf: (And no, I didn't pose!) AraWolf: See ya, Fate. RELM Chip: LOL Bah Baeowulf: isnt dame a part of give? LizWolf: Yeah, ya did. You posey thing, you RELM Chip: Different language, Bae. Bahwolf: The beautiful lady with no regrets, Baeowulf OnlineHost: Starlyt has entered the room. Baeowulf: italian right? AraWolf: Hi Star! ALNAN H: Hi Star RELM Chip: Spanish, Bae. EarScratch: Hi Star! HansonWolf: Hi Star BlrWolf: Hi Star Starlyt: Hiya RELM Chip: Might be Italian, too, I guess. SolWolf62: Hi Star Baeowulf: dame is give in spanish too isnt it? Everett250: hi star LizWolf: French Tamawulf: Hi, Star. Bahwolf: hi, Star RELM Chip: Yup, Bae. Starlyt: Hi, all Baeowulf: i took two years i should know this! humph ALNAN H: no one told us to wear our wolf suit Grace.....next time we'll know RELM Chip: But in French it's "lady." Baeowulf: that was french? RELM Chip: Make of that what larger lessons you dare. ;) FinnyBoo: Nancy, I'm confused Everett250: starlyt star bright the only star we see tonight Bahwolf: I have two vignettes coming out in the hardcover book 365 SCARY STORIES. ALNAN H: me too Grace. Why are you confused? RELM Chip: That's a standard state of affairs in here, Finny. Welcome. :) Baeowulf: vignettes? EarScratch: I like FinnyBoo's marital status on the profile ..... Bahwolf: Very short pieces, Baeowulf. FinnyBoo: What is with all this wolf stuff? LizWolf: Goes over tossed greens, Baeo FinnyBoo: Oh, why thank you Vvanwolf: Brian, how'd you get into 365 SS. Was it an open call for manuscripts? (that I missed) Baeowulf: short pieces? like short stories? RELM Chip: It's in honor of Bah's screen name, Finny. Everett250: vignettes don't they catch unicorns? LizWolf: LOLOL Ev RELM Chip: LOLOL Ev Bahwolf: To tell you the truth, Jim, I never saw it advertised. Word was passed around though on SolWolf62: LOL Ev Vvanwolf: A vignette is a short-short, often times just presenting a situation without resolving it. RELM Chip: Some of the regulars thought it would be fun to honor Bah by showing up as wolves. Bahwolf: GEnie. Dave Wilson told me. Tamawulf: LOL E Baeowulf: how short is short? Bahwolf: Dave wrote 23 vignettes in an attempt to get in. I think he placed four or five of them. Vvanwolf: Dang. I knew that AOL was too limiting for market news. Mplogman: Only if you read them out loud, Everett! Bahwolf: I sent them three; they took two of them (the other wasn't horror) Everett250: lol RELM Chip: LOL Mp RELM Chip: Still good odds, Bah. Everett250: how about this for a horror title "bad dog" EarScratch: :::trots over to the bar and noses around:::: RELM Chip: LOL Ev. Vvanwolf: If you want good example vignettes, try Harlan Ellison's "From A to Z in the Chocolate Alpha Vvanwolf: bet/ Bahwolf: bring me one, scratch. Vvanwolf: " EarScratch: :::tosses Bah (Alpha male) a cold one:::: ALNAN H: Funny things happen to people when they don wolf clothes. Bahwolf: Thanks, Scratch AraWolf: Bah, will you one day write a story about horrific squid? RELM Chip: LOL Ara. LizWolf: LOL Ara Bahwolf: LOL, Ara. I just might. HansonWolf: In honor of Bah, a new song impression.....o/~I see a bad dog in writing~/o SolWolf62: Thought that was Verne, Ara BlrWolf: LOL SolWolf62: LOLOL Hans!!! LizWolf: LOL REG uh, Han RELM Chip: :::hosing down REG::: Bahwolf: LOL, REg EarScratch: LOL! Starlyt: guess you have to take the ruff with the smooth BlrWolf: some people will do anything to get us to mention the H word. Starlyt: ruff ruff RELM Chip: Eeeyouch, Star. HansonWolf: LOL BLR Tamawulf: ow Vvanwolf: We should rewrite the classics in honor of Brian. How about "Wolf on a Hot Tin Roof"? LizWolf: LOL Vv BlrWolf: LOL RELM Chip: LOL Vv RELM Chip: Bah, did you come to chat tonight expecting to be asked anything in particular? :) LizWolf: WOLFCHILD IN THE PROMISED LAND SBurg24278: LOL vv EarScratch: Wolfman? Oops, that's been done. BlrWolf: Wolf N Stein Bahwolf: Hmmmm . . . Tamawulf: Wolf Day Afternoon Vvanwolf: LOL, Tam. LizWolf: ROMEBARK AND JULIEWOLF EarScratch: The Truth about Cats and Wolves BlrWolf: LOL Liz Bahwolf: Well, most of the ladies have already asked that as IMs, Chip. RELM Chip: LOL Bah OnlineHost: Nyxia has entered the room. OnlineHost: Jilli Jam has entered the room. EarScratch: Hi Nyxia Starlyt: Hi, jill SBurg24278: lol bah AraWolf: Hi Nyx and Jilli BlrWolf: Hi Nyx SolWolf62: Hi Nyxia EarScratch: Hi Jilli Nyxia: Wow...alot of wolves in here tonight...: ) LizWolf: Hiya, Nyx BlrWolf: Hi Jili Jilli Jam: hello Nyxia: Hi all SolWolf62: Hi Julli LizWolf: Hi, Jil Tamawulf: Hi, Nyx. Hi, Jilli. AraWolf: THE LEFT PAW OF DARKNESS. LizWolf: LOLOL Ara RELM Chip: Yup, Nyx. Did you bring the Alpo? :) Tamawulf: LOLOL HansonWolf: Hi Nyx, Juli Jilli Jam: you people are nice Bahwolf: Kak is sending me AIM messages. He says hi to everyone. BlrWolf: Forbidden Wolf SBurg24278: yea it is a regular pack Nyxia: Nope..sorry..only cat food here: ) Jilli Jam: "-) EarScratch: Noses Nyx. Scratch please. Everett250: hows about a book concerning cainines and fast food"wolf it down" Starlyt: Paw little thing Jilli Jam: :-) RELM Chip: Ouch, Ev. RELM Chip: Welcome, Jilli. LizWolf: THE DAY THE WOLF STOOD STILL BlrWolf: The Wolf From Another Planet Nyxia: Earscratch; ) do I know you?? OnlineHost: Jilli Jam has entered the room. RELM Chip: LOLOL Liz EarScratch: Yup :) Everett250: hey they can't all be good RELM Chip: Nuts. Sorry about the double IM, Jilli. Starlyt: A wolf and his boy RELM Chip: LOL Star Starlyt: er, boy and wolf BlrWolf: LOL RELM Chip: :::watching chat disintegrate::: ;) HansonWolf: Wolfarella ;) Everett250: bot its a wolf? LizWolf: NEUROWOLFER EarScratch: LOL! BlrWolf: LOLOL LizWolf: LOL Han Everett250: santa wolf Starlyt: how could it disintegrate? It was never together in the first place BlrWolf: The Lord Of The Wolfs Bahwolf: Gives me time to check profiles, Chip. LizWolf: THE WOLF IS A HARSH MASTER RELM Chip: Excellent point, Star. :) RELM Chip: Sounds sorta kinky, Liz. :/ Vvanwolf: Brian, do you ever think you'll chuck the day job and write for your daily bread? Everett250: the wolfman of alcratraz BlrWolf: Farnhans Wolfhold LizWolf: Well. . .it would be Dark Fantasy, Chip. RELM Chip: And...what is the day job? :) Baeowulf: you work? Bahwolf: LOL at LIz's profile. RELM Chip: LOL Liz LizWolf: hee hee OnlineHost: JORKENS has entered the room. LizWolf: I made it just for you, Bah Bahwolf: We all dream of that, don't we Jim. In reality, it's very hard to make a living at it. AraWolf: hI jorK LizWolf: Hi, JOR Bahwolf: Need that big novel break and movie options. EarScratch: Hi Jork BlrWolf: Hi Jor Tamawulf: Hi, JOR SolWolf62: Hi JOR LizWolf: What's in the works, Bah, besides ICE, about which you're excited? AraWolf: Bah, what you do as day job? making milk bones? JORKENS: Hello BlrWolf: To Boldly Go Where No Wolf Has Gone Before RELM Chip: LOL BLR Bahwolf: Liz, I have a mainstream piece that I'm hopeful for. WADING INLAND. Everett250: so are we chucking wolfsquid tonight? LizWolf: Hee hee BLR SolWolf62: LOL BLR LizWolf: MAINSTREAM? Everett250: furry with lots of paws HansonWolf: Also in Bah, I have a new Han Zen teaches us quote..... LizWolf: LOL Ev Nyxia: boy i feel naked without a wolf name tonight RELM Chip: LOL Ev Bahwolf: I've been researching and fiddling with WADING for several years now. It will be my next AraWolf: Mainstream, Bah!! RELM Chip: Don't worry about it, Nyx. :) HansonWolf: Are you ready? JulesWolf1: LOL Hans! Bahwolf: big push after ICE. HansonWolf: Here it comes..... HansonWolf: Han Zen teaches us that "In an MMMBah, he's writing" Everett250: gotta go be right back Bahwolf: The story features a character based on famous biologist Roger Payne. A couple weeks Bahwolf: ago I spoke with Payne on the phone. He asked for the manuscript, what there is of Baeowulf: wolf squid? LizWolf: Oh, no, Han . . . MmmmmBah? Bahwolf: it, because his actress wife, Lisa Harrow, is interested in optioning it. RELM Chip: It's a looooong story, Bae. :) RELM Chip: Cool, Bah! Tamawulf: ::YYAY, Bah Vvanwolf: Ooh, Brian. I want to collaborate LizWolf: Very cool, Bah!!!!!! AraWolf: WTG, Bah! RELM Chip: LOL Vv SBurg24278: real cool bah HansonWolf: Good job ALNAN H: lol Jim EarScratch: Ar-roooooo, Bah! Bahwolf: I'm not getting my hopes up too high., Those hollywood types are too weird. Vvanwolf: A round of howls? Bahwolf: Probably come to nothing in the end. Vvanwolf: Ar-roooooo. RELM Chip: Howls are round? SBurg24278: still exciting though BlrWolf: AAARRRRROOOOOOO Tamawulf: AAArrrrrroooooooo Starlyt: ever see a square one? RELM Chip: LOL Star HansonWolf: You know a certain group might be able to do the soundtrack you know. ;) LizWolf: Yes, Chip, the "O's" Bahwolf: WADING is semi science fictional since it deals with communications break through Tamawulf: like pi are square, Chip. BlrWolf: At least the O's are Chip Bahwolf: with humpback whales. EarScratch: Optioning means money, Bah. Even if they never make it into a movie. RELM Chip: LOL TAM RELM Chip: Good point, Ear. Bahwolf: True, scratch. LizWolf: Oh, good, Bah. . .must have the SF element. Bahwolf: Money I am NOT oppossed to. LizWolf: Greed is good. RELM Chip: LOL Liz Bahwolf: There's information about works in progress, BTW, at my web site. WADING is listed. SolWolf62: LOL Liz approves of all the 7 deadly sins HansonWolf: As I recall Anne Rice got payed twice for Interview with the Vampire, option expired once. RELM Chip: LOLOL Sol Vvanwolf: What you really need, Brian, is a wealthy patron of the arts to adopt you. LizWolf: Dang straight, Sol. Starlyt: reminds me of Mordred in Camelot BlrWolf: LOLOL Tamawulf: LOL Sol, and rightly so. Bahwolf: I agree, Jim. Find one to adopt us both. Bahwolf: Sol, I thought Liz invented a few of those 7. LizWolf: :::::wishing I were wealthy::::::: RELM Chip: LOL Bah BlrWolf: LOL LizWolf: I'm sure one or two were named after me, Bah. ALNAN H: How about Carters Grandmom? SolWolf62: Well, we worked together. OnlineHost: DaywoIf has entered the room. RELM Chip: Re's, Day. LizWolf: WB Day AraWolf: Re's Day DaywoIf: Hello, again! Bahwolf: Day! HansonWolf: Wealthy? sounds like a request o/~If I were a Bill Gates~/o ;) SolWolf62: WB Day! EarScratch: Hi Day Tamawulf: Day!!! Mplogman: got to leave. Itīs getting real late over here BlrWolf: WB M " Lady wolf RELM Chip: LOLOL Hanson Mplogman: bye everybody RELM Chip: Night, Mp! Thanks for stopping by! LizWolf: Goodnight, Michael SolWolf62: Night, Mplog DaywoIf: Race not on yet...came back! Thank you, BLR... Tamawulf: Night, Mp Bahwolf: Thanks for coming Michael! AraWolf: See ya, MP RELM Chip: Come by again some time! :) JulesWolf1: Night Mp. DaywoIf: nite, Michael ALNAN H: bye Michael SBurg24278: bye michael Vvanwolf: Brian, what's your top three pieces of advice to new writers? (this is becoming my fave Vvanwolf: question) RELM Chip: LOL Vv! Bahwolf: Top three, eh? RELM Chip: Thanks for asking it. ;) Bahwolf: I was nice to you when you did this, Jim. LizWolf: hee hee RELM Chip: LOLOLOL Bah Baeowulf: vini vidi vici? BlrWolf: Shouldn't that be wofling writers Vv DaywoIf: VV, are you working on commission, by chance? :) Tamawulf: LOLOL DaywoIf: LOL, Blr LizWolf: Ha, Day! Vvanwolf: I'm unofficial shill. Bahwolf: Write all the time. Read all the time (and not only in the genres you're writing in -- in RELM Chip: I owe Vv a big, wet cybernetic kiss for his help tonight. :) Tamawulf: I thought Chiip made you official LizWolf: You got the wrong SN then, Jim, shoulda been ShillWolf SolWolf62: Took my job, Tam RELM Chip: LOL Liz Bahwolf: fact, read a lot of non fiction). Get out and see the world and talk to the people Vvanwolf: LOL, Liz/ Bahwolf: trying to muddle through it. DaywoIf: Wow...Chip is kissing the guests... Bahwolf: THere, that was three. RELM Chip: Sol, you can be co-shill. Start asking questions. ;) Bahwolf: Oh. Forego sleep. Tamawulf: sorry, Sol:/ Baeowulf: brb RELM Chip: LOL Bah Vvanwolf: And a good three they were! BlrWolf: :::perking up ears and looking at Chip:::: SolWolf62: No, just shill on regular nights. RELM Chip: LOL BLR EarScratch: And stay away from habit-forming chat rooms, Bah? RELM Chip: LOL Ear Vvanwolf: So when you get out in the world and talk to people, do you find horror? DaywoIf: LOL, Ear... OnlineHost: Sancho100 has entered the room. Bahwolf: That and pool tables, Scratch. LizWolf: Hi, Sancho EarScratch: Hi Sancho! ALNAN H: Get your mother to send you ideas and invite her friends to your chats AraWolf: Hi Sancho! SolWolf62: Hi Sancho BlrWolf: Hi San RELM Chip: LOL AL JulesWolf1: Hello Sancho. DaywoIf: Hello, Sancho Tamawulf: Look at how many good story ideas Bah has seen in here ALNAN H: Hi Sancho HansonWolf: Hi Sancho RELM Chip: A support net never hurts. :) SolWolf62: LOL AL BlrWolf: LOL AL DaywoIf: LOL, Mom wolf Bahwolf: YOu can find horror on the nightly news. Truth is stranger than ficiton. LizWolf: Tama--we should get a cut of his fees Tamawulf: Hi, Sancho OnlineHost: Patterner has entered the room. Bahwolf: Yeah, Tam, I'm seriously considering that fishing for wolves story. LizWolf: Hi, Patt Tamawulf: REALLY!! EarScratch: Hi Patt! JulesWolf1: Hello Patterner. Bahwolf: Patt! Where ya been? HansonWolf: Hi Patt! RELM Chip: LOL Bah Vvanwolf: We need horror fiction to make the news palatable. SolWolf62: Hi Patt!!! BlrWolf: Hi Patt AraWolf: Bah, do you look at people on the streets and make up stories about them? Patterner: Hi folks! Tamawulf: Hi, Patt AraWolf: Hi Patt! DaywoIf: darn,,,,gotta go...Hi Patt!! See y'all after the race!!! Nyxia: Hi Patt SBurg24278: hi patt Patterner: I've been finishing the looming on a bracelet. :) RELM Chip: Night, Day! BlrWolf: Night Day Bahwolf: Lately I've been using you guys, Ara. SolWolf62: Bye, Day RELM Chip: Neat, Patt. Tamawulf: Night, Day SBurg24278: bye day ALNAN H: Hi Patt AraWolf: Hear that, folks! LizWolf: Uh oh, we're immortalized in BahFiction? Tamawulf: What kind, Patt? Patterner: Hi Mabah. :) Sancho100: Hi, all. Boy, you're fast tonight. I can't even get the first screen read. RELM Chip: I doubt it, Liz. Nobody would believe in us. EarScratch: Bah - just dedicate your next book to the OWC. :) JulesWolf1: Night Day. SolWolf62: :::Will hunt suspiciously through stories:::: ALNAN H: So, no one told youabout the dress code for tonight either huh? LizWolf: Well, there's that, Chip. Patterner: It's all matte, black mixed randomly with raku. I was training Oliver not to sit.. Patterner: on my chest while I loom and not to eat beads, thread, needles, and the loom. Bahwolf: There will definitely be a mention in there, Scratch. Something like "This book Bahwolf: would have been done a lot sooner if it weren't for those people at OWC taking up Patterner: Sure, Mabah, I just chose not to participate. :) Bahwolf: all my time." Vvanwolf: LOL. EarScratch: LOL Bah RELM Chip: LOLOL Bah BlrWolf: LOLOL SolWolf62: LOL Bah LizWolf: I knew you were gonna say that, Bah! LOL ALNAN H: Sol, I worry I'll show up any time now JulesWolf1: LOL Bah. HansonWolf: LOL Bah Tamawulf: consider it bulk in the diet, Patt SBurg24278: lol bah SolWolf62: LOL AL. Probably disguise you in there all the time & never tells you. Patterner: Oh, other than the needles, I'm not worried about *him*. Bahwolf: Actually, I'm waiting for Jim to cough up a new idea for a collab (hint!). We used mine Bahwolf: last time. Vvanwolf: Using people you know in fiction is always scary. RELM Chip: Subtle, Bah. :) RELM Chip: Whyso, Vv? EarScratch: Thread wouldn't be too healthy either RELM Chip: The possibility of getting punched out? :) Bahwolf: Generally comes back to haunt you, right Jim? Vvanwolf: They might see too much of themselves. OnlineHost: Evrt wolf has entered the room. EarScratch: Yay Ev! Baeowulf: im back LizWolf: LOL Hi, Ev AraWolf: Hi ev! Bahwolf: They might not like what you saw in them. Tamawulf: LOL Ev BlrWolf: Hi Evrt wolf Evrt wolf: hi again RELM Chip: Interesting point, Bah. Vvanwolf: Besides, no matter what, it would be a caricature. No one likes to have any part exagerated SolWolf62: Hi Ev!! Nice suit!! LizWolf: "Writers take tours through other people's lives." <---Harlan Bahwolf: and no character you create is ever true to its model. They might not like the Tamawulf: Might not ever recognize themselves, Bah, almost worse AraWolf: ::any person appearing in this cafe is coincidental::: Evrt wolf: nothing but the best for my friends RELM Chip: LOL Ara LizWolf: LOL Ara Bahwolf: embellishments and will certainly never believe that they are embellishments Vvanwolf: I wrote a novel about my dad (basically), and kept assuring him it wasn't about him. RELM Chip: Ack, Vv. EarScratch: Bah - you could write a book by Anonymous. :) Vvanwolf: I'd like to collect Anonymos' royalties. ALNAN H: lol Jim...did he know it was him? SolWolf62: LOL VV Evrt wolf: LOL Bahwolf: My ego couldn't live with being anonymous. LizWolf: Yikes, Vv EarScratch: LOL! SolWolf62: What kind of ID did he use to cash the checks? Vvanwolf: Oh, he probably did, but he politely pretended I wasn't writing about him. Evrt wolf: john doe? Patterner: LOL Allen has a character based on me in TRANQUILLITY ALTERNATIVE. AraWolf: Patt is in a novel!! HansonWolf: "The part about that REG guy? It wasn't fiction, but biographical. Really scary huh?" Bahwolf: I bet LWE has a character based on you, too, Patt. RELM Chip: LOL REG ALNAN H: bah can use me as a character as long as he doesn't kill me Patterner: Well, "based." AraWolf: LOL, REG Patterner: LOL Bah Vvanwolf: Brian, do you get more writing done during your free time, or when you're supposed to be JulesWolf1: LOL REG. Baeowulf: whos reg? LizWolf: LOL MaBah Vvanwolf: working? EarScratch: The Bible, Han! :) RELM Chip: Sorry, Bae. Tonight he's wearing HansonWolf. Patterner: I've only read his DENNER'S WRECK, and he didn't know me then, so I'll never know. RELM Chip: LOL Vv HansonWolf: LOL Ear Bahwolf: LOL, Jim. I work for the government. There's no free time there. AraWolf: Psss, folks, shall we howl the L word? RELM Chip: LOL Bah HansonWolf: LOL RELM Chip: Huh, Ara? Baeowulf: hanson? i hope it dosent mean the group hanson Evrt wolf: why do i have a craving for a dog biscut/ Tamawulf: LOL Ara RELM Chip: Horribly, so, Bae. LizWolf: Goes with the suit, Ev Baeowulf: ugh RELM Chip: You have good taste, Bae. ;) Baeowulf: this reg person must have no taste RELM Chip: LOLOLOLOL AraWolf: L for Han to scratch his fur. RELM Chip: LOL Ara. BlrWolf: LOLOL HansonWolf: LOL Bahwolf: Let's see, I would like to encourage everyone to read my ebola story (written BEFORE Baeowulf: ebola story? EarScratch: <---wearing lamb leather collar. Lamb chops were good...... Baeowulf: is that one ivent seen yet? HansonWolf: LEATHER!!!!! Bahwolf: the movie OUTBREAK), "All Colors Bleed to Red" at ETERNITY ONLINE. Bahwolf: It's an original appearing there. Big disappointment for me. I though that story would go Baeowulf: ill have to go check it out Bahwolf: somewhere when I wrote it. AraWolf: I did, Bah, afterwards I fumigate my room. Evrt wolf: sorry lamb gets stuck in my teeth human flesh only please LizWolf: Bah--you collaborate a lot. . .why? Vvanwolf: Good question, Liz. OnlineHost: RIKnJAK has entered the room. EarScratch: Hi RIK! HansonWolf: Hi RIK Patterner: Hi RIK! AraWolf: Hi RIK! Tamawulf: Hi, RIK. Evrt wolf: hi rik JulesWolf1: Hello Rik. BlrWolf: Hi RIK LizWolf: :::::patting self on head for good question::::::::: LizWolf: Hi, RIK RIKnJAK: hi brb SolWolf62: Hi RIK! Bahwolf: Liz, I find that having someone else messing with the soup brings out some rather unique Bahwolf: flavors. Baeowulf: he collabourates alot cause hes a good writer and likes to share his knowledge LizWolf: Too many cooks don't spoil a fictional broth? Evrt wolf: allright who let the fleas in here!?!?! Vvanwolf: Wolves can't pat themselves on the head. Come over here, Liz, I'll scratch your ears. Bahwolf: The story I just finished with Jim was originally an idea of mine, but by the time he and I Baeowulf: or hes a bad writer and i dont know good writing from bad? Bahwolf: got done discussing it and got down to writing it, it had more depth than I ALNAN H: Pass Evrt the flea powder Tamawulf: :::passing flea powder to Ev::: LizWolf: Thanks Vv, nobody's ever offered to do that for me before. ::strutting over to Vv:: RELM Chip: Waugh said that collaborating with someone was like three RELM Chip: people trying to have a baby. I take it you don't agree, RELM Chip: Bah? Bahwolf: had ever invisioned. It would not be what it is without his input. EarScratch: There's a loose nail behind the bar. Good for scratching Vvanwolf: Scratching Liz's ears with enthusiasm. ALNAN H: Thanks Tamawulf SolWolf62: Do mine next, Jim; this suit itches. Evrt wolf: thanks man this wolf thing is more involved than i thought LizWolf: Thanks, Jim Patterner: I suspect that there has to be an easing of ego to collaborate well. RELM Chip: Good point, Patt. HansonWolf: afk Bahwolf: I've never had that problem in a collab, Chip. Maybe I've just been lucky. LizWolf: Yeah, Patt. . .how do you do that, Bah EarScratch: LOL RELM Chip: LOL Liz Vvanwolf: My writing group dissected the collaboration, and they couldn't tell whose word was whose. AraWolf: Bah, do you write better in the morning or late at night? ALNAN H: Hope Blr is the only one forgot the shorts under his suit tsk tsk tsk Bahwolf: There's a lot of give and take, Patt. YOu have to really listen and learn to RELM Chip: LOL AL Patterner: LOL BlrWolf: LOL AL Bahwolf: relinquish something of yours when your partner has something better. RELM Chip: Sounds like a marriage. :) Evrt wolf: good thing i changed to a wolf all the chat came across as bark,bark,bark,howl! EarScratch: Eeww. Bahwolf: Watching prose hit the cutting room floor can hurt. RELM Chip: LOL Ev BlrWolf: Yes Chip but without the fringe benefits. Patterner: What happens when you both think your work is the best? RELM Chip: LOLOL BLR SolWolf62: But you can stick it in the steal file for later, Bah LizWolf: The Hedda Gabler Syndrom, Bah. . .cutting your baby. Bahwolf: I still miss my trailor park description that Jim cut. Patterner: BLR, doesn't have to be. I know people who started out as writing partners and.. Patterner: ended up as bed partners. LizWolf: Luckily Jim and Brian are married. LOL Vvanwolf: Yeah, but it's not dead. It will be in another story. It's a GREAT description. RELM Chip: :::eyeing Bah and Vv nervously::: BlrWolf: Yes Patt. Bahwolf: Never have time to write in the morning, Ara. Nyxia: Yikes OnlineHost: Zebratails has entered the room. Patterner: Liz, that didn't stop some of the people I know. :) OnlineHost: WolfenRIK has entered the room. Patterner: Hi Zebra! EarScratch: Hi Zebra! Patterner: Hi RIK! BlrWolf: Hi Zeb LizWolf: Hi, Zebra, WB RIK AraWolf: Nice suit, RIK! Tamawulf: Hi, Zebra. EarScratch: Hi RIK! WolfenRIK: Sorry - Had to change! :) SolWolf62: Hi Zebra, WB RIK RELM Chip: LOL RIK Bahwolf: Patt, when you both think your concept is the better, you sit down and work it out or agree Bahwolf: not to work on the story together after all. BlrWolf: Hi WolfenRIK Tamawulf: Nice, RIK. RELM Chip: No steel-cage death match or anything, Bah? :) LizWolf: Ha, Chip. Vvanwolf: Well, that's plan B, Chip. RELM Chip: LOLOL LizWolf: LOL Vv Bahwolf: LOL Chip BlrWolf: Or do you dust flip a coin? EarScratch: Wolf smiles Bahwolf: Well, I flipped Jim and he came up heads, so he won. Evrt wolf: hey we got some great wolf profiles in here to night EarScratch: LOL BlrWolf: LOL LizWolf: LOL Bah RELM Chip: LOL Bahwolf: Trailer park scene bit the dust. SBurg24278: lol bah Vvanwolf: It helps if you're the last writer with the manuscript. RELM Chip: LOLOL Vv Bahwolf: Well, yeah, there was that. RELM Chip: Stealth editing. I like it. LizWolf: LOLOL Bahwolf: Jim:"Here's the final, Brian. I already sent it out." BlrWolf: LOL Bahwolf: Brian: "What happened to my scene on Page 10?" Vvanwolf: If the story sells and shows up in print, I can claim the editor did it. SBurg24278: lol RELM Chip: LOL Evrt wolf: oops gotta run the alpha female is calling LizWolf: LOLOL RELM Chip: Night, Ev! Bahwolf: LOL LizWolf: Nite, Ev BlrWolf: Night Ev AraWolf: Night, Ev! SolWolf62: Night, Ev Patterner: Night, Ev! EarScratch: Night Ev OnlineHost: TiMorgan has entered the room. Patterner: Hi Tim! AraWolf: Hi Tim! SBurg24278: nit ev LizWolf: Hi, TiM!! BlrWolf: Hi TiM EarScratch: Hi TiM! Bahwolf: Did I miss any questions back there? JulesWolf1: Good evening Tim. Bahwolf: Was typing with my eyes closed. TiMorgan: Hi Folks! RELM Chip: I don't think so, Bah. :) RELM Chip: You never told Ara what you do for a living, but that was a looong while back. :) Vvanwolf: That's a great technique. I recommend it to fiction writers all the time, really! SolWolf62: Hi TiM RELM Chip: LOL Vv HansonWolf: bak Bahwolf: Oh! by day I'm an electronics engineer. HansonWolf: Hi Ti ALNAN H: Missed all my questions Bah AraWolf: Methinks, he's collecting tax, Chip. RELM Chip: LOL AL TiMorgan: Geez, with all these wolves about, I feel a bit...sheepish. ;-D LizWolf: LOL TiM RELM Chip: Ouch, TiM. Nyxia: LOL Ti Bahwolf: What'd you ask, Ma? Yes, I broke that lamp in 72. Patterner: LOL RELM Chip: Ouch, ouch, ouch, in fact. ALNAN H: not safe in this room for a sheep Tim RELM Chip: LOL Bah ALNAN H: lol bah Vvanwolf: Well, Tim, consider yourself as prey. HansonWolf: LOL Bah Patterner: At Tinker Air Force Base, according to his domain. :) Tamawulf: LOL TiM RELM Chip: The family that preys together stays together. :) EarScratch: LOL Baeowulf: hes as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room fulla rockers LizWolf: LOLOL Chip Bahwolf: Ah, don't give away the top secret email address, Patt. Tamawulf: LOLOL HansonWolf: LOL, don't tell the voices that Chip. ;) JulesWolf1: LOL Chip. Patterner: LOL RELM Chip: LOL REG Patterner: Don't send mail from it, Bah! Bahwolf: LOL Chip, Reg Nyxia: Gawd Bah..you work at Tinker?? Ive been there Bahwolf: I'm sorry, Nyx. Nyxia: Me too... Vvanwolf: What's the most enjoyment you get from writing, Brian? Baeowulf: top secret address? Bahwolf: And "work" might be stretching it just a bit. RELM Chip: LOL Bah EarScratch: Are the door chimes called Tinkerbells there? RELM Chip: Ouch, Ear. Patterner: LOL Bahwolf: The most enjoyment, Jim, would be having people read my work and say, "You HansonWolf: LOL LizWolf: Eewww, Ear Bahwolf: know? That didn't suck at all." Vvanwolf: Ha. LizWolf: I could say that, Bah. RELM Chip: LOL Bah LizWolf: Not a good thing for a vampire story, tho. HansonWolf: LOL ALNAN H: He gets enough mail from his mother there...right bah? SolWolf62: LOL Liz RELM Chip: LOL Liz Bahwolf: LOL Liz EarScratch: LOL Liz AraWolf: LOL, Liz TiMorgan: LOL Liz Bahwolf: Yeah, when they fire me, I'll come live with you, Ma. JulesWolf1: lol Liz. LizWolf: Dunno about that Bah, his vampire stories don't suck at all. RELM Chip: LOLOL Liz Vvanwolf: That's 8 LOL's, Liz. New record. LizWolf: What is it with this guy? Baeowulf: vampire storys are very draining LizWolf: Hee hee, Vv. RELM Chip: LOL Bae. LizWolf: LOL Bae RELM Chip: That's the spirit. :) Bahwolf: LOL Bae Tamawulf: LOL Bae Baeowulf: :-) Patterner: Well folks, I'll see you in a bit! RELM Chip: See ya, Patt. LizWolf: Hasta, Patt HansonWolf: Night Patt EarScratch: Later Patt SolWolf62: Bye, Patt Bahwolf: Night, Patt. Tamawulf: bye, Patt Vvanwolf: By, Patt. AraWolf: Later, Patt. Bahwolf: Remember LWE's a luddite. Baeowulf: whats a luddite? RELM Chip: LOL Bah RELM Chip: Someone who fears technology Bae. Bahwolf: Inside joke, Bae. Baeowulf: and whats lwe? LizWolf: :::::eyeing Bae suspiciously::::::::: Baeowulf: wouldnt that be a technophobe? RELM Chip: An author's initials, Bae. Bahwolf: Another writer who won't come in here to take his tar and feathering. Baeowulf: whats wrong liz? WolfenRIK: "Ludo - sad - " Labyrinth, Henson RELM Chip: It could be, Bae. But Ned Ludd started a movement to destroy technology. LizWolf: I smell something familiar about you, Bae LizWolf: too Baeowulf: who is the writer? Baeowulf: ive never been here before RELM Chip: So his followers--Luddites--also feared technology. AraWolf: Thought that was "evil bark", Liz RELM Chip: I think he's a legit newbie, Liz. EarScratch: under that name..... EarScratch: LOL Ara!! LizWolf: In my wolf costume, I have superiof olfactory abilities RELM Chip: LOL Liz LizWolf: superior, too WolfenRIK: lol liz Bahwolf: ::::sniff:::sniff:::: Tamawulf: LOL Liz. LizWolf: Nope, Bae ain't no freakin newbie Vvanwolf: Brian, are you going to write some tonight? I will if you will. Bahwolf: One has to ask, who isn't here that's normally here? ALNAN H: Bae is an imposter, Liz? RELM Chip: LOLOL Vv Bahwolf: My fingers are tired now, Jim. WolfenRIK: I quit working at the OL Factory Liz :) AraWolf: Ha, a collaboration in one night! EarScratch: LOL RIK Tamawulf: :::sniff:::he does smell familiar, Liz Vvanwolf: Oh, that's the best time to write. Lean back, close the eyes, and let those tired digets Vvanwolf: tap. Baeowulf: honestly, ive never been here before ALNAN H: Don't we flay imposters!! AraWolf: ::sniff sniff sniff:: Bahwolf: Only after hours, Ma. LizWolf: LOLOL RELM Chip: I'll get the salt, AL. :) ALNAN H: oh, never mind. Bahwolf: YOu have to wait till the Relm leaves. RELM Chip: LOL Bah ALNAN H: isn't it afterhours yet? Bahwolf: Not for a Sat. RELM Chip: Another five minutes, AL. :) HansonWolf: "Oh no! I accidentally hacked into NORAD, but I only closed my eyes for a second" ;) RELM Chip: Then Muse has to deal with you. :) RELM Chip: LOL Hans. Tamawulf: LOL LizWolf: Hee hee, Bah. . .telling the afterhours secrets. WolfenRIK: lol Bahwolf: Bah, where do you get your ideas? RELM Chip: LOL Bah. WolfenRIK: lol Bah Bahwolf: I buy them from Liz who once had a date with Harlan Ellison. RELM Chip: *That* was the question nobody's asked yet. Tamawulf: LOL, Bah. SolWolf62: LOL Bah ALNAN H: just kidding Chip. We don't do things like that... HansonWolf: LOL Bah RELM Chip: We don't? WolfenRIK: Not sure whether to laugh for Bah or cry for Liz :) AraWolf: Bah, why do you want to write? SBurg24278: lol bah RELM Chip: Hm. The authorities are gonna be mad at me. :/ Vvanwolf: Brian, keep up the good, good work! It's a pleasure to read your stuff. ALNAN H: good question bah Bahwolf: Because I can't sing, Ara. Nyxia: Well Im outta here....havent read anything of Bahs so I dont have anything to share: ( RELM Chip: Well said, Vv! RELM Chip: Night, Nyx! LizWolf: SolWolf62: Night, Nyx Bahwolf: Thanks, Jim Vvanwolf: Night, Nyx. Tamawulf: Night, Nyx EarScratch: Night Nyx! RELM Chip: Nyx, if you hang around for five minutes, it's a new topic. AraWolf: Night, Nyx! SBurg24278: nite Ny Nyxia: Niters all....Ciao HansonWolf: <---has learned not to ask the voices where the ideas come from, most sleep better that way JulesWolf1: Night Nyx. HansonWolf: Bahwolf: Let's hold Nyx down and make her read something! RELM Chip: Muse is coming in with something completely different. :) RELM Chip: LOL Hanson SBurg24278: good idea Nyxia: Keep that wolf away from me!!! RELM Chip: LOL ALNAN H: well Nyxia we can fix that...send her a url someone RELM Chip: So...any last questions for Bah? Nyxia: oh gawd....Im outta here....LOL WolfenRIK: OK - Who was that sniffing my....." :) Bahwolf: I have a question. Vvanwolf: Ask. RELM Chip: LOL RIK RELM Chip: What's that, Bah? Bahwolf: Are all of you going to stay dressed as wolves? OnlineHost: BLR WIZ has entered the room. LizWolf: For the night, I intend to be wolfen. Nyxia: oh wait...gotta question...Bah will you ever write a romance?? SBurg24278: i never was RELM Chip: Re's, BLR. RELM Chip: Good question, Nyx. Vvanwolf: I'm putting my wolf suit away, but I'll always remember the day I ran with the pack. TiMorgan: Hi BLR BLR WIZ: Hi alll Bahwolf: Me, romantic enough to write a romance? Hee hee. SolWolf62: No - gonna change. Too hot in this thing RELM Chip: Nor was I, SB. RELM Chip: LOL Vv Nyxia: not really ....just trying to be mean; ) EarScratch: I'm changing clothes real soon.... AraWolf: I have to tend laundry soon. WolfenRIK: Sure Bah - I went through the trouble of profiling this name! LizWolf: Sounds like a lead in to a story, Vv ALNAN H: be sure to dust with flea powder before you put it away Jim Nyxia: A TECH Romance....Cyber love Bahwolf: :::reading Rik's profile:::: Ha! Vvanwolf: You can take the wolf out of the on-screen-name, but you can't take the on-screen-name Vvanwolf: out of the wolf. HansonWolf: LOL Vvanwolf: Whatever that means. BLR WIZ: Good profile RIK WolfenRIK: Thx Bah RELM Chip: Yeah, Nyx. He could call it, "Love Bytes." OnlineHost: RELM Muse has entered the room. EarScratch: Ouch Nyxia: Hmm....well guess he aint gonna anwer me SBurg24278: didn't you have a story idea once for something like that???? RELM Muse: Hi folks! BLR WIZ: Hi Muse LizWolf: It was very deep, Vv. AraWolf: LOL. Chip EarScratch: Hi Muse! RELM Chip: Hiya, Muse! LizWolf: Hi, Muse HansonWolf: Hi Muse! TiMorgan: Hi Muse! Bahwolf: Hiya Muse! AraWolf: Hi Muse! WolfenRIK: 10 - Q BLR Baeowulf: a new host? SolWolf62: Hi Muse!! Tamawulf: Hi, Muse RELM Muse: Yep, Baeo, we only make hosts do two hours at a time. :) RELM Chip: They're all yours, Muse. May the gods have mercy on your soul. ;) Bahwolf: Can I get off this dais now? AraWolf: Two chats on Saturday, Baeo. RELM Muse: LOL Thanks, Chip! RELM Chip: :::winding up for key toss::: RELM Chip: :::using telekinesis to loft room keys at Muse::: RELM Muse: Yes, Bah, in fact, we have a whole new topic now! Baeowulf: oh, whats the topic now? RELM Chip: Thanks so much, Bah! Tamawulf: Good Chat, Chip, Thanks ALNAN H: Hi Muse RELM Muse: :::snagging the keys with the remote::: EarScratch: Thanks Chip! Thanks Bah! HansonWolf: Night Chip, good chat Bahwolf: Does it have anything to do with wolves, Muse? AraWolf: Thanks, Chip! RELM Muse: Thanks, Chip! HansonWolf: Thanks Bah! BLR WIZ: If we forced Chip to do 2 hours we would need the white coat. SolWolf62: Thanks for a great chat, Bahwolf. Very kind of you to come tonight. Good job, Chip! ALNAN H: bye Chip...see you next time Bahwolf: Thanks everyone! AraWolf: Night, Chip! RELM Muse: Nope, Bah. At least I don't think so.... SBurg24278: well must go getting late on the east coast been fun RELM Chip: A final round of applause for Bah! :) RELM Muse: Night, SB! SBurg24278: thanks chip RELM Chip: Night, SB! BLR WIZ: ARRROOOOOO LizWolf: ::::::::resounding applause for Bah::::::::: AraWolf: Arrroooo!! Bahwolf: :::bows::::wags tail::: SBurg24278: thanks brian EarScratch: Ar-roooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Baeowulf: yea bah!!!! RELM Chip: Night, all! HansonWolf: ::::clapping::::