RevndSquid:	Well, the 43th Law of Squidism states : In space, squishy is good!
RevndSquid:	The 27th law of Squidism states: God is in every drop of the oceans of time.
RevndSquid:	Well, there is always the 300 Laws of Divine Squidism, if you have a whole summer to kill.
RONICAP:	Your church Squid?
RevndSquid:	No, I am but a drop in the ocean of Squidism...
RevndSquid:	My eyes have been cleared to the ink!
Slim Jack:	You can't have a Squid Based religion!
Slim Jack:	How the heck do you sit on the right hand side of a squid?
Slim Jack:	Does a squid have a right hand?
RevndSquid:	Squid are not Gods, just the chosen.
RevndSquid:	The 14th Law of Squidism states: All beings are devine, in direct proportion to the number of arms they posses.
RevndSquid:	they possess
RevndSquid:	(Notice that squid don't spell very well!)
RevndSquid:	The 4th Law of Squidism states: When in doubt, ink and run!
RONICAP:	Is that ink before you act?
RevndSquid:	Ah, the 1st Law of Squidism is: Never, under any circumstances, eat Fried Calamari!
RevndSquid:	The 278th Law of Squidism states: If any other Law of Squidism becomes obsolete, rewrite it (using a number two pencil)
Slim Jack:	Rev. Squid, you don't use Ink? Blasphamy!
RevndSquid:	The 3rd Law of Squidism states: Ink is the sacred fluid, use only before running!
RevndSquid:	The 6th Law of Squidism states: God is everything, and much, much more.
RevndSquid:	The 57th Law of Squidism: Religion is when you don't ligion the right way the first time.
RevndSquid:	48th Law of Squidism: The universe begins with whoever is percieving it.
Techyo:	Revnd Squid why do you sound familiar?
RevndSquid:	Ah, everyone has a little Rev. Squid in their soul (if they come equipped with that option package)
AllanM1642:	does that make you a child mollusker?
RevndSquid:	The 35th Law of Squidism: Just because you have souls doesn't mean you can dance.
RevndSquid:	Speaking of money, We of the Holy Pod of Squidism do accept donations. (passing squid bucket)
Slim Jack:	Got change for a fifty?
Patterner:	:::gingerly dropping in a couple of minnows:::
AllenS1146:	Here's a can of tuna...don't spend it all in one place
Patterner:	I hope they have enough fins.
RevndSquid:	Quohogs accepted as currency.
AllanM1642:	Can I mussel in on this conversation and ask why does a new religion have to be extra-terrestrial?
RevndSquid:	Clams is clams.
Slim Jack:	Wait, I got a shark and two moreys in my pocket...here ya go, Rev.
RevndSquid:	Squidism is not Extraterrestrial, it's cyberterrestrial.
RevndSquid:	Yes, unfortunately, my work always keeps me swimming as well.
RevndSquid:	I bid you all good currents, and a full tide.